My one man show is coming up again! THE ULTIMATE IN NO BRAINER HUMOR Reserve tix here: http://www.magnettheater.com/reservation.php?showid=38570
Video games surely help hand-eye coordination; these sluts know sucking face makes 4 MIND-BLOWING head by enhancing tongue-dick coordination
The earth is FINALLY beginning to be CORRECT
The following smell worse than ET’s long finger…
The ice scream scoop Pat Sajack uses to scratch his penile yeast infection
Martha Stewart’s moist clam cheddar souffle
Prince Charles’s anal tampon
The oily globs of Soul Glo in Latoya Jackson’s anal hair
Khloe Kardashian’s hooves
The MSG and ball sweat dripping out of Jackie Chan’s soiled jockstrap
The crabs crawling on Rudolph the red nosed reindeer’s chode
The Rock’s toe jam
The toilet Rush Limbaugh uses at Taco Bell on bean burrito night
The glad bag full of used tissues next to Justin Bieber’s laptop
The rectal thermometer Regis Philbin uses when Kelly Rippa gets sick
Anderson Cooper’s breath under the south street seaport dock during fleet week
Samantha Ronson’s fist in the bathroom of a lilith fair tour bus
The Jarlsberg cheese on a half eaten burger Roseanne doesn’t know has been lodged in her crack for three weeks
The skidmark on Nancy Grace’s underwear after she audibly sharded in it on DWTS
Fat Bastard’s butt plug in a sloppy joe
Dick Cheney’s Ball Cheese
Dick Cheney’s Ball Cheese mixed with Dick Cheney’s dingleberries
Lindsay Lohan’s prison drug test urine sample
Rotten eggs floating in the Hudson River
The corn in the big pile of shit from Jurassic Park
Barbara Bush’s vajay before she takes out her used depend
My one man show is coming up! :)
Check me out playing Xtra Greek Man! :)
Check out my character’s bio webisode of a mockumentary I’m in with my team Improv Nation at eGarage…it’s funny
thanks 4 supporting my naughty tweets :)
